I recently heard of another friend-of-a-friend case in which people were taken in by one of the false email help-I'm-stranded scams, and actually sent money overseas in what they thought was a rescue for a relative who had been mugged in Spain. People really do respond to these scam emails, and they lose money, bigtime. Today I received the first Nigerian spam I have seen in which I am (purportedly) threatened by the FBI and Patriot Act government if I don't get in touch and hand over personal details that will permit the FBI to release my $3,500,000. I wish there was more that people with common sense could do to spread the word about scamming detection. The best I have been able to do is to write occasional Language Log posts pointing out the almost unbelievable degree of grammatical and orthographic incompetence in most scam emails. Sure, everyone makes the odd spelling mistake (childrens' for children's and the like), but it is simply astonishing that literate people do not notice the implausibility of customs officials or bank officers or police employees being as inarticulate as the typical scam email.
The one I just received beggars belief. The worst thing I can think of to do to the senders is to publish the message here on Language Log, to warn the unwary, and perhaps permit those who are interested to track the culprit down. I reproduce the full content of the message source below, with nothing expurgated except for the x-ing out of my email address and local server names. I mark in red font the major errors in grammar and punctuation, plus a few nonlinguistic suspicious features.
Among the nonlinguistic points, note that the alleged FBI officer Mark A. Morgan is in El Paso, Texas, but has sent his email from Japan, out of an account in the name of Aaron Smith, who has GOOD DAY set as his real name, and then gives a Vietnamese personal email address in the signature block. Agent Morgan mails not to me but to "undisclosed recipients", and gives a Reply-to address at rocketmail.com. Five different identities? The sender could hardly have advertised his spuriousness more clearly, short of including a header line saying >I AM A TEENAGER TRYING OUT NIGERIAN-STYLE SCAMMING FROM A STOLEN JAPANESE ACCOUNT. I wish our parents and grandparents and technically uninformed friends could be taught enough to see inconsistencies of this kind as hallmarks of scamming; but the fact is that such simple giveaways are missed by most email users. Help them; they are in danger.
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<HTML><HEAD><TITLE></TITLE></HEAD><BODY bgcolor=#FFFFFF leftmargin=5 topmargin=5 rightmargin=5 bottommargin=5><FONT size=2 color=#000000 face="Arial"><DIV>Special Agent in Charge</DIV><DIV>Federal Bureau of Investigation</DIV><DIV>Intelligence Field Unit</DIV><DIV>El Paso Federal Justice Center</DIV><DIV>660 South Mesa Hills Drive</DIV><DIV>El Paso, TX 79912 USA</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV></DIV><DIV>URGENT ATTENTION</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV></DIV><DIV>I am special agent Mark A. Morgan, from the Intelligence Unit of the FederalBureau of Investigation (FBI). We just intercepted/confiscated,a parcel atthe united state courier parcel track unit and after cross examination wediscovered that the said parcel belongs to you and was scheduled bedeilivered to your residents with your full information,we discovered theparcel contained an ATM CARD valued US$3.5M as these fund are entitled toyou, been Contract/Inheritance over due payments,packaged from the centralbank of Nigeria{CBN}.</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>Furthermore, after cross checking all the information we found in the parcelbacking you up as the beneficiary of the fund, it became known to us that oneof the documents is missing. This document is very important and until we getthe document, the parcel{ATM CARD} will be temporarily confiscated pendingwhen you will provide it. The much needed document is the Diplomatic ImmunitySeal of Delivery Certificate (DISDC). This document will protect you fromgoing against the US Patriot Act Section 314a and Section 314b. This deliverywill be tagged A Diplomatic Transit Payment (D.T.P) once you get thedocument.</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>You are therefore required to get back to me on this email(intelligencefieldunitfbi@zing.vn ) within 72 hours so that I will guide youon how to get the much needed document. Failure to comply with this directivemay lead to the permanent confiscation of the funds and possible arrest. Wemay also get the Financial Action Task Force on Money Laundering (FATF)involved if do not follow our instructions. You are also advised not to getin contact with any Bank in Africa, Europe or any other institution, as yourfund are here now in the United States of America.</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV></DIV><DIV>Agent Mark A. Morgan</DIV><DIV>Special Agent in Charge</DIV><DIV>Federal Bureau of Investigation</DIV><DIV>Intelligence Field Unit</DIV><DIV>El Paso Federal Justice Center</DIV><DIV>660 South Mesa Hills Drive</DIV><DIV>El Paso, TX 79912 USA</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>Email:intelligencefieldunitfbi@zing.vn </DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>
If you are the real Aaron Smith at the real stussy.jp, or the real Mark Morgan in El Paso, I'm sorry about all this; but there is nothing I can do about it: you are going to have a very bad day.
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